Madam Kitty

maeples:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

[ID: tweet from @/CortietJohnson that says: how does anyone get anything done? i spend most of my time thinking about how in an hour it will be an hour later]

stuckinapril:

idk who needs to hear this but just bc it’s ending doesn’t mean it never happened !!!! wonderful memories are not simply undone because the person is no longer in your life. it counts for something. and it’s okay to look back with fondness bc that was still time invested no matter what

stuckinapril:

babygirl i’ve misread social cues you can’t even imagine

podencos:

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

sweatermuppet:

call me the tumblr app the way i continue to get worse

stuckinapril:

stuckinapril:

the power of just reacting to things with “whatever.” insurmountable

new drug just dropped. saying “whatever” to things & letting them pass through me & moving on w my life bc time is my most prized possession. would recommend trying it

failhag:

i’m not a shoplifter but i believe in their beliefs

worm-noodles:

lesbiacebian:

i miss the intimacy of sharing wired earbuds with a girl </3

middle school gay awakening core

just-another-lesbian-blog:

reef-mc-33:

😍😈

baybmetal:

Something about drinking cold water really hits the clitoris of the soul….

no-this-is-ryan:

If 2 barbies don’t scissor in the movie it’s not realistic

no-this-is-ryan:

If 2 barbies don’t scissor in the movie it’s not realistic

xitgivesyoupleasure:

get in bestie we’re trying out new things even though we’re scared

xitgivesyoupleasure:

get in bestie we’re trying out new things even though we’re scared

artofdyingslowly:

enemies to lovers but with myself